Dearest Elite and Most Enlightened Maureen Dowd

Dearest Elite and Most Enlightened Maureen Dowd

We Red-Staters are fearful! We’re under attack! Hate speech fills the airwaves and print-press. Intolerance rules the day, and bigoted, mean-spirited Christophopia threatens to demean--to cause irreparable injury to Red-Stater self-esteem across this great (very red) God-blessed Nation. It appears that, as the tide shifts in America’s culture war, you and your ilk are prepared to escalate the conflict--to declare civil war--to take up arms…(well, maybe not that…you would have to touch a gun and betray your pacifists creed to war against our “Christian Jihad.” In so doing, you would be no better than our evil President, who so enjoys killing those peace-loving Muslim fundamentalists). But nonetheless…where’s the open-mindedness Maureen?--The love? Where, oh where have all the Liberal warm-fuzzies gone?